04-14-2008, 10:58 PM | #1 |
restorer of the original
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Location: Zionsville,PA
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lunch
A crusty old biker with bugs in his teeth took a summer ride in the country .
When he gets to a tavern , he parks his bike and goes in. Immediately, he sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $100.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?' 'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?' 'Yes,' she purrs, 'Yes I am.' The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger. |
04-14-2008, 11:01 PM | #2 |
South of Heaven
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Location: Michigan
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oldie but a goodie..
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