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Old 07-23-2009, 06:48 PM   #31
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"I don't want to talk to you, all I want: BANG BANG BANG!"


that is an old one.
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:18 PM   #32
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Every woman knows you are suppose to call your husband and ask for permission to leave the kitchen. If she obeyed the basic marriage rules he would have known she was coming upstairs so bitch had it coming.
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Old 07-24-2009, 03:22 PM   #33
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Old 07-31-2009, 04:58 PM   #34
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Be aware of your target and what's beyond it.

He didn't follow a basic firearms safety rule.
No kidding.
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Old 07-31-2009, 07:51 PM   #35
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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